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Contractor
08-06-2009, 09:23 AM
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

>take
06-11-2009, 07:39 PM
Stock market is a place where Bulls take the stairs and Bears just jump off the window...:)

Expert
09-11-2009, 06:20 PM
the bulls make money,
the bears make money and in between
the pigs get slaughtered...:eek: