Funny Heights ..........

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with
each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and
getting a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIME PASSES
A person sending e-mail to him.

HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION
Sending Kenyan cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match.

HEIGHT OF REPETITION
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded
back to you by some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING
You are swimming in the water pond and shout "F1 F1 F1" instead of
shouting "HELP" when you are unable to swim

1. What is*height of Fashion?*
Baby wants a low-waist dipper.*
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *****
2. What is height of Secrecy?*
Offering blank visiting cards*.*
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *****
3. What is height of Active laziness?*
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.*
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *****
5. What is height of Craziness?*
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.*
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?*
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.*
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *****
7. What is height of Stupidity?*
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.*
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
8. What is height of Honesty?*
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.*
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
9. What is height of Suicide?*
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.*
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.