The Old fellow strikes again!!
Old Fella: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Old Fella: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Old Fella: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Old Fella: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Old Fella: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Old Fella: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call". :rolleyes:
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Old Fella: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Old Fella attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Old Fella: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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Old Fella in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Old Fella: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" :o
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Old Fella: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Old Fella: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Old Fella: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Old Fella: We lost the duplicate key!!
Here strikes the Old Fella again!
Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Old Fella: 13th October
Which year?
Old Fella: Oye @#$ _ _ _ EVERY YEARl
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Manager asked to Old Fella at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?
Old Fella replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, Old Fella asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Old Fella: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Old Fella: Any great man born in this village???
Old Fella: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Old Fella writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
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When Old Fella was travelling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.. Old Fella shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back... I will drive.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Old Fella: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!