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    Exclamation Funny Insurance Claims Examples!

    Sometimes insurance companies see funny insurance claims for example -
    1- One man burned his house down, and somehow managed to claim the damage on his home insurance policy. He attached candles to his Christmas tree.. Unsurprisingly, the tree caught fire before spreading to the rest of the house.

    2- There was the one released by the British insurance firm, Lloyds Insurance, about the dog which ate the digital camera – they are small these days but small enough to eat?



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    Insurance Claim form quotes
    "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

    "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

    "Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."

    "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

    "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

    "In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

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    My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

    I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

    I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.

    The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.


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