Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Baniya ne jat ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
jat ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
jat ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar jat ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
jat:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay
Beti: Dad, muje jaldi badha hona hai
Dad: Beti, badhe hoke kya karogi...
Beti: Dad mein maa banungi, padhai kaungi, job karungi, shaadi karungi
Dad: Beti, sab kar, par inka sequence sahi rakhna
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