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    Default Shadi k dusre din....

    Shadi k dusre din beti apni maa se boli- "Aaj meri unse ladai ho gayi..."
    Maa- "Beta shadi k baad to jhagde hote rahte hain"

    Beti- "Wo to thik hai par... ab 'LAASH' ka kya karun??"
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    Default Jokes

    Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
    falls into the well. Why???
    Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
    Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
    Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

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    Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
    Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

    Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
    Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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    Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
    Ans: Adidas.

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    An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But
    she-elephant went and got married to some other
    elephant. So our elephant was very depressed One of
    his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park
    to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw.
    But...... the
    see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero
    sing?????

    See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!!

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    Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad
    deeds. He felt that he had really done a lot of bad
    things which affected Ram's life, so he should
    apologise to Ram.
    He went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
    opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan.
    Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a
    word..... Why ... What was he thinking ?????
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    .
    . Kis mooh se maafi maangoon ? !!!!!!

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    What is the height of technology ?????????
    Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

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    There are 2 hair on a bald man's head. They fall in
    love with each other and
    want to get married but cannot get married due to some
    difficulty.. . Whats the difficulty ?
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    Under Indian Laws "BAL VIVAH" is illegal..... !!!!!!
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    Khidki se dekha to ....... Raaste per koi nahi tha !!!!!
    Khidki se dekha to .......Raaste per koi nahi tha !!!!!
    Raaste per jake dekha to.....
    .........................
    Khidki per Koi nahi tha......!
    The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

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    Johny Johny
    Yes Papa
    Pvt Company
    Yes Papa
    Any Motivation
    No Papa
    Many Tension
    Yes Papa
    Do u Sleep well
    No Papa
    Onsite Opportunity
    No papa
    Boss Ki Galiyan
    Yes Papa

    Increment?
    Ha ha ha

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    Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
    Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

    Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
    Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.
    ...lolz

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    Nice One - Tushar

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    What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

    **************

    Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
    Banta: Santa u'll die.
    Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform.

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    Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya,

    Wife - Koun Thi Wo?
    Hus -Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi.


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