Nurse : congrats sir, you are a father.

Sir : don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!

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Shortest love story

He : Will you marry me?

She : No

And he LIVED happily ever after.


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Film Director: U have to jump into a swimming pool from 100ft

Debut hero: But i dont know swimming sir?

Film Director: dont worry there is no water...!

Debut Hero: Then ok i am ready

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Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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1st person : Hey do u know that girl who is going there is deaf ....

2nd person : Oh is it ???? how do u know ????

1st person : Yesterday i went and told her : I luv u and she replied by shoe size is 7

2nd person : How sad...she looks so beautiful but she is deaf....: o: cool: