rahul gandhi - mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi
sonia gandhi - kyun beta ???????? ????????
rahul gandhi - har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do


Sharma and Verma were discussing
Sharma----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Verma ----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."