Why*did Santa keep the door open while bathing?*
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...*
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.**

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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?*
Santa: Very long...!*

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Santa: I have swallowed a Key.*
Doctor: When?*
Santa: 3 months back!*
Doctor: What were you doing till now?*
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have*lost*