Old Fella: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Old Fella: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Old Fella: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Old Fella: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Old Fella: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Old Fella: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Old Fella: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Old Fella attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Old Fella: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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Old Fella in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Old Fella: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
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Old Fella: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Old Fella: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Old Fella: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Old Fella: We lost the duplicate key!!