Jokes

[Kill_cat]

Interviewer:

what is your birth date?
Old Fella: 13th October
Which year?
Old Fella: Oye @#$ _ _ _ EVERY YEARl


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Manager asked to Old Fella at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?
Old Fella replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


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After returning back from a foreign trip, Old Fella asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Old Fella: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Old Fella: Any great man born in this village???
Old Fella: no sir, only small Babies!!!


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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Old Fella writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


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When Old Fella was travelling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.. Old Fella shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back... I will drive.


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Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Old Fella: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

[CONFUSED]

Boy to a Girl: Tu hi to jannat meri,Tu hi meraa junoon,
Or kuch naa jaanu main, Bas itnaaa hi jaanu,
tujhme rab dikhtaa hai, Yaaraa main kyaaa karoon????

Angry Girl responded: Mathaa Tek aur Daffaa ho jaaa.....

[CONFUSED]

Shadi k dusre din beti apni maa se boli- "Aaj meri unse ladai ho gayi..."
Maa- "Beta shadi k baad to jhagde hote rahte hain"
Beti- "Wo to thik hai par... ab 'LAASH' ka kya karun??"

[CONFUSED]

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

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Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

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An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But
she-elephant went and got married to some other
elephant. So our elephant was very depressed One of
his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park
to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw.
But...... the
see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero
sing?????

See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!!

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Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad
deeds. He felt that he had really done a lot of bad
things which affected Ram's life, so he should
apologise to Ram.
He went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan.
Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a
word..... Why ... What was he thinking ?????
.
.
. Kis mooh se maafi maangoon ? !!!!!!

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What is the height of technology ?????????
Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

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There are 2 hair on a bald man's head. They fall in
love with each other and
want to get married but cannot get married due to some
difficulty.. . Whats the difficulty ?
.
.
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Under Indian Laws "BAL VIVAH" is illegal..... !!!!!!

[CopyCat]

Khidki se dekha to ....... Raaste per koi nahi tha !!!!!
Khidki se dekha to .......Raaste per koi nahi tha !!!!!
Raaste per jake dekha to.....
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Khidki per Koi nahi tha......!

[Tushar]

[Tushar]

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.
...lolz

[Tushar]

[ABCD]

Nice One - Tushar

[MTG]

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform.