Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

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Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

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An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But
she-elephant went and got married to some other
elephant. So our elephant was very depressed One of
his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park
to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw.
But...... the
see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero
sing?????

See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!!

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Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad
deeds. He felt that he had really done a lot of bad
things which affected Ram's life, so he should
apologise to Ram.
He went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan.
Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a
word..... Why ... What was he thinking ?????
.
.
. Kis mooh se maafi maangoon ? !!!!!!

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What is the height of technology ?????????
Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

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There are 2 hair on a bald man's head. They fall in
love with each other and
want to get married but cannot get married due to some
difficulty.. . Whats the difficulty ?
.
.
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Under Indian Laws "BAL VIVAH" is illegal..... !!!!!!