Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??
Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par,
main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya
tha .. ....
Teacher : Kya ??
... Maine aisa kab kaha tumse???
Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha
tha na
.
.
.

ki
.
.

"VIDYA" me man lagao...