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Jimīs barn burned down. Julie, his wife, called the insurance company and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."
"Whoa there, just a minute, Julie, it doesnīt work like that. We will assess the value of the building and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." the agent replied.
Julie, after a pause, said, "Well, in that case, Iīd like to cancel the policy on my husband."
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PolicyWala Newbie
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblance to text book is unintentional and purely accidental”
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PolicyWala Newbie
An old man was invited by an old friend.
He was impressed by his buddy using Honey, Darling, Love etc. for his wife.
Before leaving he asked to his friend:
Its sweet.
After 70 years u still call ur wife with such cute names.
The old man replied (whispering):
Her name had slipped off my mind 10 years ago & I am very scared to ask what it is.
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PolicyWala Newbie
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PolicyWala Newbie
Child Sent to Bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Mommm..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"
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PW Fan
Smartest thing Santa ever did,
He changed all his passwords to 'incorrect'
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,
Your password is 'incorrect'.
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PW Expert
डॉक्टर (मरीज से)- तुम इस दुनिया में अब सिर्फ दो घंटे के मेहमान हो। क्या तुम मरने से पहले किसी को देखना चाहते हो?
मरीज (डॉक्टर से)- जी हां।
डॉक्टर- किसे?
मरीज- एक अच्छे डॉक्टर को।.....
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